Normally I'm against celebrity couple portmanteau names, but why aren't we calling Mila and Ashton KuKu?

It is constantly amazing to me the medical conspiracy theories that are prominent among even highly-educated people. There is SO much pseudoscience out there about GMOs, vaccines, nutrition, "toxins" and "detoxing" (ughhhhhhhh), or the general idea that there is some kind of mass conspiracy among doctors to keep…

apparently i have been too. along with pretty much every other woman i've exchanged sexy-time messages with.

I know right. I've never had a problem sexting the word pussy. I think that my wet pussy is way sexier than his rock hard cock. Maybe it's jusss me.

This article mainly made me wish we didn't build sex up into this huge monumental THING. I wish we could treat it more like, I don't know, skiing. There are some risks you need to be aware of, some people start when they're young, other people don't try it until they're older, and there's nothing wrong with you if you…

I used to work at a warehouse bakery that supplied many, many cafes. Sometimes the cafes would order more muffins than they could sell in a day, and when the drivers picked up their boxes, there would be super-stale muffins in the box, because the cafe would be trying to get a discount, claiming we had sent them stale…

Oh hello there Matthew Lewis.

People blame the fans or overexposure, but then that brings us right back to quirky, dancing Tom Hiddles. Do people really think there's no such thing as overexposure or an overly obnoxious fanbase when it comes to him?

I prefer the equally obnoxious hipster approach. "I liked Jennifer Lawrence before it was cool." Only I still like her, because unlike you kids today when I fangirl I do it for the long haul. I still love Tom Cruise because Legend and Interview with a Vampire are the best movies evah.
PS I still love you

REALLY?!?!?!? 60 YEARS FOR DEFENDING HERSELF!!! I. JUST. CAN'T.

"So while people can't decide whether or not a person killing an innocent black teenager is murder, apparently some people know exactly how they feel when it comes to black women standing up for their own safety and lives."

The rage.... it is all-consuming, a hot red haze.

Tell me, tell me, TELL ME! Did you get a HP lightning bolt? A dark mark? Please say yes!

But they don't have an irrational fear of listeria in Europe. It's ridiculous.

Yep. Just because something is a "chemical" or "artificially made" doesn't automatically mean it isn't safe for human consumption. The whole "this thing is found in yoga mats" stuff is stupid and alarmist.

Shh, don't tell them that many foods contain a chemical found in BRAKE ROTORS!!!!

You know what other chemical is used food and yoga mats?

Or, "requires a warning label in California".

I'm done with these false alarms- someone call me when we get a scrap of letter where Louisa May Alcott admits she was wrong about Laurie and Amy.

She's a class act. I'd be like "OK, I'll marry a guy" and then settle down in my new, luxurious life with my lovely husband, Zachary Quinto.