And of course, the money quote:

The first thing I thought was, "Oh look, it's Cultural Appropriation Barbie and her troupe of African-American Harajuku girls!"

Live for the way you meow and purr for me, fuzzy paws da paws da paws.

was this a little ridiculous? maybe. did i love it? oh, yes. lots of yes. she's never boring, and sometimes she's a little botticelli.

I looooooved this performance so much. It was cool how she sorta gave a little nod to the beginning of her career with that sparkly jacket and platinum wig. She's a cutie. Major talent, too. I was getting such young-Liza vibes from her at the very beginning.

Yeah, I was like, "did i miss something?how long have I been asleep?"

Hold the phone! They make lactose-free milk. It makes me really angry that no one mentions how awesome the existence of lactose-free milk is, especially if breakfast cereal is your staple of choice.
I just have a lot of dairy feelings.

I love the kids in those commercials. I think it's cuz they manage to be wise w/out being wiseasses.

Is my reading comprehension shit, or did this article just tell us that there was new information, but not what the new information actually was?

I started loving Ireland Baldwin when I found out she has a mess o' pugs.

Can I just tell an awesome story of fat-shaming that didn't happen today? I'm a size 24w, weight about 280. Took my little daughter to an indoor trampoline park, which we've done before. It's very clean and safe and well-regulated, A plus for that. So we are jumping to the music and...I tried something new,…

Of course, I read somewhere that Meryl Streep was a bitch, too (I only read it once, and it might have been in the National Enquirer, so you know...grain of salt and all).

Lenny Kravitz is sex on a STICK.

They addressed you as Dodai? Where do they get off?

I wonder what led her into modeling and if she ever had other career aspirations. It is never right to treat a person like that but it is a career where you set out from the very start knowing you'll be objectified - it's not surprising that dudes go slackjawed when they meet her (then again I have a lawyer friend…

I knew there was a reason I always liked Kate Upton (besides the fact that people call her fat and she tells them to fuck off.)

ps. 2006

Soft to Sexy