One of my favorite things about living in New York, and therefor dining practically in other people’s laps, is the number of first dates, both good and bad, that I have witnessed. My husband and I text each other color commentary when there are particularly interesting ones next to us.

I went to two (TWO) Dave Matthews Band concerts my senior year of high school, and my boyfriend and I got in a huge fight after the second one when we both realized that neither of us *actually* liked them and we had just wasted a ton of money and hours of our lives that could have been spent screwing.

I want that dress NOW

It’s very hard to maintain a relationship after the death of a parent. I lost many friends and relationships in my grief (some were my fault, some were not)

This image is making the needle of my personal Kinsey dial go crazy

But having said that, my dad worshipped my mom, who died at 52. There is no question in my mind that she was his soulmate, but he also got to a point where it was like “sure would be nice to have a companion for the remaining 30-40 years of my life...”

I met Terri once when Steve was still alive. My major impression of her was “Holy shit, does this lady love her husband!”

Your white Michael Jordan is two years younger than me, and the famous Michael Jordan was still in college when both your coworker and I were born. His parents wouldn’t have known

A woman I practice Brazilian Jiu Jitsu with recently confessed that she does not wear deodorant. AND SHE DOESN’T SMELL!! Even after 3 hours of a sport that I literally call “Brazilian Sweat Wresting!” It is witchcraft!

I was, unwittingly, a part of one of he experiments to come out of his old lab. It made me very uncomfortable that someone tried to manipulate me into eating more without my consent to be a part of the study

Hdu invoke the name of Skarsgard here!!!???!!

I actually purchased it in person at a sex toy shop. I wonder if that makes me ineligible somehow. I may still have the packaging, though, since it has been a good window-propper-opener

I bought it just after it came out, so I don’t have the receipt. However, I did use the app, which connects it to both by AppleID and my personal email addres

I’m in the same boat. But how does one even go about claiming it?

Proactive, according to the ads that inundated us for several years.

My email is my handle @ gmail if you wanted to send me your PayPal address. I could kick in a few bones for the kitty.

One of my least favorite things about UFC is the clearly pre-planned trash talking. If I wanted fabricated heels, I would watch professional wrestling. I love MMA and I don’t think it needs any fluff to be incredibly interesting.

I requested donations to PP for Christmas this year. I haven’t added it up, but I think my relatives donated about $500 in my name this x-mas

Her dermatologist: I leave these here for jyou.

My Facebook feed has just been a solid wall of this story - if it’s true, it’s actually awful. The grieving parents should have spent the last moments with their child, not a strange, aging beard enthusiast!