Well, I'm ugly crying now. That poor man.

I only remember reading one Christopher Pike book as a kid (I was essentially Hermione and eReaders didn't exist, so I couldn't be seen with one!) and it was "Remember Me." I still remember the book very clearly, but man, something about it REALLY put me off. I wasn't so much of an intellectual hipster that I would…

I used to trick-or-treat with a friend who lived in a neighborhood like the one the Active Bitchface letter-writer describes. We'd start in her neighborhood, but almost always make our way over to the poor neighborhood before long, because they, invariably, gave better candy. Once I was a bit older, I felt SUPER…

You're welcome to believe what you want to believe.

I've never been so proud of my husband as when I asked him (very neutrally) if he had looked at the pictures (and believe me, he knows I don't care if he looks at naked women all day long) - and his response was "Fuck no. I'm not looking at naked pictures of someone who doesn't want me to see them naked!" I know he…

And the tagline for this on the Jez Facebook post is "Welcome back, Amanda."

WHY IS THIS NOT MY LIFE??????????

You're right - it's so weird! Almost like people are attracted to him for something other than appearances. But that's just silly!

Quick story about Fark.com not sucking (well, learning not to suck): Back in 2003,Fark was how I got my news for the most part. So it was how I learned that my prepubescent secret crush, Jonathan Brandis, had committed suicide. While there were usually a few asshats, for the most part, I was OK with the small…

Dear Cambridge: the term you're looking for is "Food Scientist." We've been around for a while, studying things just like that. Might want to look it up.

I honestly though the refrain was "The skank" for years...

I've long been willing to utilize tape on my boobs, but I've never been able to find a real explanation of how it's used to achieve gravity-defying results!!

I googled "make up lessons" and my city. I found a number of MUA who do wedding make up looking for mid-week work. I think mine was $100 for an hour and a half (and that was NYC dollars)

I'm pretty sure that what Warren Beatty said was "I love your can, dear."

Are you being funny, or did you not know that her mother died giving birth to her? Not being condescending, your comment just has the ring of "literary joke if you know the topic well," about if.

Do eet!

More likely to be acidic, but can't be sure. Ooooh! You could get litmus paper on Amazon and test it! Glad science could make you feel better!

It has to do with the pH of your discharge. I'm not particularly...dischargous, but I get the bleach marks - talked to my doctor about it, and time all down to pH

Well, I came to reply, but you said it all for me already! I'd also add Nerdy Nummies to the cooking section, though:-)

For realz - and I'm not even a teen, tween, or even 20-something. I just barely count as a millennial!