It's actually really sad as to why that happens - all pet food is (suppose to be) made to human food safety standards because elderly people or people who find themselves short on money, but have a pet, will often eat the same food as their pet to keep costs down.

I love how nearly every woman does the exact same "Red Carpet, I'm Being Photographed" pose (I know I do it when I'm cosplay). And then Nicole Kidman shows up and just says, "I'm Nicole Kidman, bitches," and poses however she wants. And looks amazing doing it!

I had a Photobucket account years ago and before Mother's Day, they started sending me emails for the first time in YEARS. The subject of the first email was "Your mom called," and the subject of the second was "Call your mom." I can't be the only person with a dead mother who found that particular ad SUPER EFFING…

I'm sure the Daily Mail would come up with a way for a woman to both flaunt and be dead at the same time...

Please review every time this book is mentioned here or anywhere. You will see this exact question. So no, it's not "just you."

Both Fallon and Rogen sound like Lumpy Space Princess. Oh my glob!

I think Little Janestclair would be very surprised by how things turned out, but probably not displeased. The only thing that I think she would be genuinely disappointed about is me not living in New Mexico. I think she would be happy with the husband though...he's the kind of cute I've been drawn to since I was a…

That's the thing - my dad is really sweet about it, and like I said, he has never asked me for anything in my life, and he's been so insanely supportive of me. But this is one thing that I can't do for him (not saying it will never happen, but "so your Grandpa would be happy" is not a great reason to have a child).

I'm so glad that I'm not the only person on earth who still remembers and loves Hook. I never realized it until someone pointed out to me that I am drawn to songs that have a lot of words crammed into a very short space of music (BNL's One Week, REM's End of the World (As We Know It), and of course, Hook). I think I…

nopenopenope!! Strictly Ballroom is the best of his flicks!! I will defend that view until my dying day!!

Those damn books made me scared every time I had a bruise (remember how it always started with a mysterious bruise??)

Ahhhhhhh! The guilt tears. My widower dad (who long since gave up on the Cubs, but still secretly loves them) would fall all over himself with joy if I got pregnant. I am a bad daughter that I don't want kids (I don't normally feel too bad about it, but it's like the ONE THING my dad has ever even come close to…

What I like about how Jimmy seems to be running his show is that there's no need for celebrities to pretend that whatever they are promoting is not a steaming pile. Just go on and do something silly with Jimmy.

I can't believe I'm speculating about this, but maybe it's because I'm feeling bitter about healthcare: is it possible that Miley is staying in the hospital as long as is necessary for her to get over whatever is plaguing her, and it just seems long to us plebes, since we get booted out of the hospital after 3 days…

Until I saw "Swiss artist" I was certain I knew this woman. But then, I realized that a) the person I know does it for fun, not art, and b) she paints from her ass. I think I need to reevaluate my life...

I am stupider for having watched that

I have long said that needs to be a business. I can't tell you the number of times my mood would have been vastly improved by puppy kisses - and then I remember that I live in a high-rise with 650 square feet and I travel 40% of the time. And then I get sad.

Happy birthday! Sounds like my birthday 2 years ago, and my last one was great - so I can't promise it gets better, but you've got a good chance at it!

She's "too media savvy."

My birthday is in a month...can I lounge on David Beckham's bare chest? I would be willing skip the nice dinner out for that.