I saw this movie on my first dat with my first serious boyfriend. I think it gave him the impression that I liked public romantic gestures more than I actually do, but otherwise a good memory.

Ahh, Yelling and Flexing at Ghosts! The bro version of Swearing and Running Away from Ghosts (Ghost Hunters) and Praying at Ghosts and Saying Demons Gave You Cancer (Paranormal State)

Dos Chicaago accents! I love how SNL, despite being such an NYC show, still has such strong Chicago roots.

Reduced CALORIE option. Soda doesn't have fat and neither do Slurpees

I'm not like an enormous pothead or anything - but caffeine is my workday drug. It's what gets me to my desk. Weed is what helps me relax! Caffeine=work weed=fun! I don't understand you people!

Clearly photoshopped, but I get that more from the way her legs would have to be set into her hips to stand like that than from her gap.
That's what I have previously termed the Burmida Thighangle, and I have it as do other commenters (both on this article and on the article where the BTA came up the first time for me)

Then what was the point of your previous comment, if not having missed my snark?

It's a joke at the expense of birthers and people who actually believed in an Obama/Beyoncé affair.

How long before the tabloids claim Beyoncé is leaving Jay-Z for to be Obama's Kenyan second wife?

There are two ways you could approach the Project Runway thing: 1) designers who design for plus size 2) have "straight-size" designers design plus size clothes. They'd likely be pretty shitty about it at first, but it would add some more depth to see who both behaved themselves and was successful (and if it really is …

GODDAMNIT. Now I have to go play Meerca Chase, since the thought came into my head!

I refuse to acknowledge that clowns have sexual organs. My brain can't deal with that idea.

Anybody have a gif of Adam DeVine shaking his head so hard his cheeks make a noise in Pitch Perfect? Because that's how I felt when I heard this. Because we all know "carnival" is just code for "A METRIC FUCKTON OF SCARYASS CLOWNS WHO ARE PROBABLY MURDEROUS ALIEN GHOST DEVILS!"

I'm a scientist, and clinical words, while I will use them during sexy times, feel like "work" to me rather than funtimes. Not an active turnoff, but just the wrong environment for the word to my ears

Hmmm...I guess I've been setting wrong. I have no problem with vagina, pussy, or most other variations when sexting

My dad always points out (at least when its relevant to the conversation) that he and all the kids he knew took weekly baths until June Cleaver was on TV telling Wally and the Beave to take their daily baths. Suddenly, everyone was bathing daily. A presentation of normalcy can impact big change.

That KStew gif is literally 4 pictures on rotation. She doesn't smile on the red carpet, we get it. I wouldn't either (my face would start to hurt!)

I feel like there's a chorus to a song that is an appropriate response to Lily Allen, but I just can't think of it. Oh, well, I guess I'll just have to go with "Fuck you. Fuck you very very much."