I loathe Kushner, but I am also kind of getting an “ew, she picked that wimpy Jewboy” vibe from from this- both the quote and the coverage. So I’m not feeling great about it.

I assume that later today “Gisele dies of laughter” will be a headline. 

The first thing I thought when I saw this was “Damn, all novels look the same now.”

Man, the trend of blocky, uniform, sans-serif text over a a busy, colorful pattern just chugs right along, don’t it?

Hayden Christensen looks like Mel Gibson’s mugshot

Wasn’t this an ABC Family movie?  Pizza My Heart???

I...can not believe this is a real coming-to-theaters movie starring real actors.  This should, at best, be like a Freeform original.  

Incidentally, “60 cent short stacks” sounds like a lewd sexual favour.

I got a Community notification for this?!

Some are on the-avocado.org, others are lurking around nathanrabin.com. Others just sort of wandered off down the street and we haven’t heard from them since.  

https://the-avocado.org. Join us!

I got five bucks. I think that’ll buy me The Takeout, at least. 

I always kinda knew it would happen, just not this quickly

2 1/2 years to irreparably damage a publication and then strip and sell it for parts.

I JUST got my tattoo fixed to say IHOB. They won’t change it again, people.

“giving away 60 cent short stacks”

It’s a circular game in many respects

Jesus definitely farted.

Either your last name is Trump or Bluth.