To me, he is the quintessential intersection of “nerd culture” and soulless LinkedIn-flavored pandering. I always pictured him, in a different life, writing listicles like Top 10 Lessons Rick from The Walking Dead Teaches About B2B Marketing that get shared by some c-level at Lockheed Martin. 

The end of her essay is interesting:

“He speaks and his people stand up in attention,” he gleefully told Fox News on the White House lawn Friday morning. “I want my people to do the same.”

This is actually a huge loss for the administration, because they’ll be hard-pressed to find someone who can lie so shamelessly in those infrequent moments when they’re not straight-up evading questions.

I really like what Rachel had to say about the whole thing and that she wasn’t afraid to call him out for being out of touch.

So happy to be in that movie theater & then I wondered...why didn’t a woman write the script? Can you imagine those actresses in a movie written by “Killing Eve” writer? Or any other of the amazingly talented female story-tellers currently at work? I wanted those actresses to have smarter words coming out of their…

Possibly, but they didn’t come out as a couple until after the divorce. Armisen strikes me as a very manipulative asshole, she was 24 at the time so I ain’t judging, I’m sure she could give two shits less about how I feel. Anyways, this show looks promising.

Liz and Leslie would HATE each other. Liz would get so annoyed by Leslie’s earnestness (a Kenneth who accomplishes things). Leslie would hate Liz’s cynicism and apathy under a veneer of caring.

I had somehow missed Blerta.

tater. no. they will break off the engagement and pete will somehow come running to me (idc that he’s in nyc and i’m in indiana) and i will comfort him and he will rest his head on my bosom and we will be happy together. and he will cover up his ariana tattoos with tattoos dedicated to me and we’ll spend so much time…

...but do you ever mock them to millions of twitter followers before realizing you were supposed to know who they were? Because the worst I’ve ever done to one of my co-worker’s husbands who I’m supposed to know is introduce myself as if I’ve never met them before.

She has fantastic poise. The way she handled Marc Maron saying her show seemed like a “guilty pleasure” was awesome, especially considering it was unrehearsed and off the cuff.

Among tomorrow’s Trump Toilet Tweets:

Probably won’t be any better time to pitch my Groban starring cop show idea. Josh Groban is the hot young rookie on the force with the voice of an angel, and he’s just been assigned to his new partner, a grizzled old tough as nails bastard who plays by his own rules and shoots first and asks questions never. Groban…

Lol did you even read the article? He literally put a quote from Fred Rogers in there that says exactly what you’re talking about, how the show would lose it’s sponsors and be cancelled. There’s a second paragraph where Rich talks about how an out gay man never would have been able to sustain a career in show business…

She agreed to discuss the lie, not her sex life.

Versatility. In addition to impressions and wacky characters, he can also play the lone sane person in a sketch (and still steal a scene doing that). I imagine that makes him pretty easy to write for, and he can be slotted into almost any sketch.

Maybe this could be the topic for a sketch or digital short.

"I'm a heavy drinker, but..." pulls out 30-days sober chip and smiles....