This is near the bridge. It's amazing if you ever get the chance to go. http://www.midarkskypark.org/

Mulva?

Wait, so we can blame Nickelback on 9/11?! This is how the terrorists won.

Yeah my slutty endometriosis is such a fun choice.

A cruise I was on had to borrow from our sister ship in port because we ran out of alcohol on day 3 of a 4 day cruise. It was a gloriously hungover 8 am announcement. Cheap Alabama Slammers & Coors light (don’t judge, they sponsored the cruise) were embraced more than they expected I guess. #theRockBoat02

Hey, if you do that the brain damage may render you dumb enough to qualify for president! Silver linings! HermionePond2020!

As a teacher in Michigan, I apologize on behalf of my state and my stupid fucking family and friends who voted for Herr Cheeto (and our One Tough Turd) for this, for Betsy DeVos, and for any number of other fucking catastrophes we will undoubtedly share with the rest of the US in the next four years. Fucking swell.

It’s a Latin term that essentially means someone is quoting another exactly as it was said, grammar errors and all.

This was the story I didn’t know I needed until right this very second. Bless you.

I was confused too, but I think it’s that she didn’t release that she had pneumonia right away that was considered the “lie”. When she only released it after the stumbling incident some thought it was a cover for her “brain disorder” that she totally of course has. /s. I have pneumonia right now and holy damn there’s…

This reminds me of an acquaintance of mine who keeps sharing articles about Clinton being anti-feminist because she stayed married to Bill. Said acquaintance is married to a convicted rapist. Like, he got out of prison and she jumped on him like a fly on meat. Sees no hypocrisy in her constant nagging about Hilary. Of…

This is the only reason I’m getting a Netflix account. Don’t judge me.

Hil’s taking his advice and grabbing this election by the pussy. I for one, would volunteer to be the campaign cat wrangler.

So you’ve met my family.

Therapy doesn’t always help. Our psychologist for our son really can’t offer any solution that works for us, other than do what comforts him and what gets us enough sleep to function. He’s perfectly happy when awake. The nights just suck.

I rambled about this in a different comment, but the shrink we saw for our son thinks it could be inherited, as my husband still sleep walks and talks like our son does (on top of the not sleeping well thing), and also that it could have something to do with him being a NICU baby who didn’t get much skin to skin…

I type this as I sit next to my kid’s bed waiting for him to finally drift off to sleep, FYI. My twins are 4, and couldn’t be more different in their sleep habits. He’s never been a good sleeper and she would sleep 13 hours straight if our schedules allowed it. I spent the first 2 yrs of their life chronically sleep…

I do. My spawn wake me at the ass crack of dawn regardless of the day of the week, and by the time Sunday Morning comes on my coffee has kicked in and I’ve banished them to bother daddy while I try to drown the memories of Daniel Tiger, Paw Patrol, Bob the Builder or whatever other catchy theme song is stuck in my…

Our entire county courthouse is completely electronics free, a rule which is currently going to court itself. It was boring. I brought papers to grade though.

I thought for sure I wouldn’t get chosen. My brother is a police officer for the department that did the investigation, though he hired on after the initial arrest and investigation. The defense lawyer asked me if I thought my brother was an honest cop. I said yes. He asked if I thought the cop on the case was honest,…