It takes a special kind of psychopath to listen to a dozen victim impact statements & reply “but nothing bad happened to me!”

I’m watching The Vow and it’s kind of fascinating. 

“I never personally witnessed the leopards eat anyone’s face”, said woman who funded the Leopards Eating People’s Faces cult defiantly. “In fact, all the leopards I met swore they were vegans and they greatly changed my life for the better!”

The part where Allison Mack meets him during a volleyball game and you can see within moments she’s completely taken by him and in tears was WILD. Cannot imagine seeing this doof Keith play volleyball and simultaneously seeing my future unfold before me (a future of more Keith and volleyball plus starvation and weird…

Yeah, the Mark guy especially is just as insufferable outside of a cult as he is in a cult. Like, bro, this is ALL YOUR FAULT. You are objectively a BAD PERSON. Everything you are doing to get end the cult is barely going to bring you back to a karmic neutral. 

The wife and I were talking about this very thing last night. In addition to his physical appearance and lack of charisma he’s getting all these folks to play volleyball?!? There’s no way this guy looks any better to anyone running around out there on the VB court. Neither of us get it at all, but it shows the…

The volleyball used to start around 11:30 at night because Vanguard usually slept most of the day. These people had worked a full day and then they were expected to either play or cheer him on while he played well into the early morning hours.

His hair looks like it smells so bad and anytime I see him (whether he’s playing volleyball, intrusively kissing people’s mouths or spouting hollow platitudes) I think about his smelly hair and it makes me gag.

I think having a smug sense of satisfaction and superiority is why most people watch things like this. Hell, watching Hoarders is like the ultimate confidence booster for me. No matter how bad things may seem, at least I don’t live there, I’ll think.

This series is killing me! I am not surprised that most of the subjects joined this cult. I’m sorry, but they have little self awareness/shame, and most are failed actors and are blatant social climbers / star fuckers. The last episode when they get the front page of NYT - they are so freaking smug and elated -…

I could never fuck someone who supports Trump. It’s not even political - it’s a question of basic humanity.

I’m sorry, but you’ve broken rule number one. Never fuck a republican. You have to break this off. It’s for the best. 

Sounds like your fiancé doesn’t need to be your fiancé anymore. 

You should be referring to her as your ex-fiance. Help yourself.

I’m torn between not wanting to live through any more of this, and wanting to know so badly how this entire shit-show turns out.

So completely over this year, and I can’t believe we still have an election to endure. Walk into the Sea is looking more and more appealing as this continues.

“You ole cocaine head” has me screeching. At this point Wendy Williams needs to partner with Neosporin for how often she gets dragged. She gotta be scraped up.

The series is racist.

I think the best part of the interview was when Pelosi said that every time Trump attacked her, her polling numbers went up. So she isn’t worried about upsetting the Orange Buffoon before an election.