Let’s be honest, anytime in 2021 is a pipe dream. If I’m remembering correctly, the current record is 4 years from start to finish for mumps and that’s a much more stable virus which ended up with an effective vaccine that gives close to 100% of people lifelong immunity.

Maybe fourth quarter 2021 means years from now. The fastest vaccine ever developed took 6 years. They’ve been trying to find a vaccine/cure for AIDS for decades.

I mean.... sure but all the reporting of this kept saying he was her boyfriend but he wasn’t. They weren’t together at the time (still not great to kiss a friend’s ex but I’d argue that is different from kissing someone they are currently with) and despite this fact Khloe still went on a rampage against her saying she…

Ross, Mansplaining 101—make shit up because you think no one else knows that you’re talking out your ass. I’d love to laugh, too, because I think that’s the best answer, but I’m just too concern fatigued to do more that squint and mutter under my breath.

His inability to distinguish your from you’re sinks his impassioned plea. God bless.

And now those “feminists” are pulling up the ladder behind them so no other women have those opportunities.

If actual feminism never happened, how many “conservative feminists” do you think would have the opportunities they’re enjoying right now?

Same. I'm lazy.

However I don’t think it’s fair for people to expect her to be overly kind all the time. Doing a show like this and having to interact with hundreds of guests a year must be exhausting.

“I’m not excusing Ellen’s behaviour...”

Proceeds to excuse Ellen’s behaviour.

People work service jobs 40+ hours a week to make ends meet. This includes dealing with hundreds of people per DAY. These people (including myself) STILL are capable of being personable to those they don’t know and those they work with.

Ellen…

Really? REALLY?

Your average Taco Bell worker in a metropolitan area deals with more people on a daily basis than Ellen does in a fucking month, and we expect them to be kind and courteous for 0.02% of what she makes in a goddamn year.

There is ZERO excuse for her to be rude or short or cold toward anyone she works…

Saying Hi and knowing your employees friggin names is NOT the same thing as “being besties”. The president of my company sure doesn’t have time to chit chat with everybody or “be friends” but he knows HUNDREDs upon HUNDREDs of staff and partner names and says hello by name to every one of us. We’re also forgetting…

Maybe she can just pivot to “Be Best” going forward.

Bullshit. Millions of people deal with more stressful jobs every day that matter a hell of a lot more than her and pay a hell of a lot less. No one says she needs to do it with a smile on her face but she sure as shit needs to treat people with respect.

“Doing a show like this and having to interact with hundreds of guests a year must be exhausting.”  Then GET A DIFFERENT JOB.  

Fuck Ellen DeGeneres and her privileged life. While the rest of us are fighting for our literal survival in this hellscape of a country run by the criminal GOP and an election that we are terrified about she is busy laughing in our faces.

Ellen is just another person who amassed tremendous wealth, fame, and power and then stopped understanding what it means to be a normal person.  So, of course her apology sucked, she does not really think she did anything wrong.

Maybe this is why “be kind” is something you do, not something you claim yourself to be.