Ugh I hooked up with a guy who was completely motionless and silent while I went down on him. I was like is everything ok? And he said yeah I’m just quiet. It made me feel like a sex worker (nothing wrong with that but if that was the case I would’ve liked to have the money). I thought he just didn’t enjoy it but from…

Pledge a Protester is genius!

That guy is awesome, I’d also like to get one of those 0.0 stickers for myself 

Jesus how had I forgotten about that. I’m glad they mentioned that he drives to the gym every day, but I wish they had mentioned that he eats his pizza with a knife and fork and is a Red Sox fan.

AKA the woke mysogynist. Dating sites are crawling with them! Also life.

Poor Natalie had some similar shit happen with Jonathan Safran Foer too, she worked with him on the Eating Animals movie and apparently he went and told his wife he and Natalie were in love and he was leaving her. Apparently that was news to Natalie who is happily married.

Yeah I would too, I think he’d be pleasant to smoke weed and watch funny shit on Netflix with in between fucking so why not?

It boggles the mind, I have to think it’s just for the attention 

She can just tape it to her head like they do with bald babies

Is boredom also why he drives to the Y in Park Slope every morning to work out instead of going to a gym near his home or work? What a clown.

Totally insane! I love that SL was like “we can’t stop parents from visiting their children.” Yeah I think visiting is a bit different from a convicted felon moving in. Methinks they were just too afraid of him to do anything.

Would their couple name be Adelle or Michele?

Not to mention our president is in bed with Putin and people actually have the audacity to question Omar’s loyalty to the US? Ridiculous and enraging.

yeah I feel there is a special place in hell for anyone who watched that and could think he was making it all up.

I’m so sorry you went through this ❤️

I love Oatly, I’ve had the chocolate Planet Oat one and it was really good too.

You can make your own and it’s pretty easy! Rinse the oats first to make it not gluey: https://minimalistbaker.com/make-oat-milk/

I mean they’re identical twins so it’s basically like their own breast milk? Sort of?

I thought it would be bad but it’s actually really well done and sweet and funny, definitely recommend! 7th grade was horrible in many ways for me but salvaged by female friendship not unlike the friendship in this show.