My parents had it hidden away, which definitely fucked me up! That and some 70s porn magazines. 

A man smoking crack out of a pipe which isn’t that crazy. Also several people riding in between cars to shoot up or smoke (at least they stepped outside?)

Yeah I feel like I was pretty much in the low rent version of Troop Beverly Hills

Where does it say that they were together?

How do you know that they are together?

Yes! I loved Girl Scouts but I would’ve really loved the opportunity to do more hard core outdoorsy stuff. Our leaders weren’t into that stuff so we didn’t do it. 

Looks like a bit of microcephaly

Yeah and seeing the judge say something like he would’ve been a good lawyer at the end of the trial was so gross and also really not true.

I was really bad at hunting bison so my whole family starved to death. What can you do, really.

Wendell Berry, I haven’t heard that name in years!

The name fits but Trumpet mushrooms are all shaft and not much head, pretty much the exact opposite of the Cheeto’s. Also: 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮

I used to be so sad that she and Lenny Kravitz broke up because they were such a cool couple, and then she went and got with someone even cooler. She has amazing taste in men!

Should be called To Catch a Predator

I agree, I feel like I’ve been seeing more messy women too and I love it! Although it does seem like it’s only ok to be messy if you’re thin and pretty which kind of sucks. We need to see all types of messy women!

People are starving, Posh.

I hope this is your answer to the question “What is your greatest strength?” any time you have a job interview.

Somebody should report Holcomb as a complication of abortion.

It really stresses me out that he doesn’t have a bag for that sander! Maybe it was intentional so he can display both his hand strength and general interest in sanding.

Except for Alec Baldwin I guess? Fuck that guy!