You don’t need to be technically brilliant to write excellent pop songs. You just need to have a good ear, know three chords, and how to turn a phrase. Everyone in the Beatles was really good at all those things.

Now imagine what Don thought about his daughter dating a black man old enough to be her father

I’m going to insert “You like Brazilian music?” randomly in conversation from now on.

He dated Ivanka Trump? That’s gross on so many levels.

Just say you fucked up, Doritos! It’s fine. Everyone fucks up. But this is bullshit. Your chief executive said some stupid shit and now you’re trying to pretend she didn’t?

Because the way you get rich in this country is socializing costs and privatizing profits.

Golisano, it should be noted, is by far the richest person in Western New York, with a net worth in the billions. As a general rule, every single person who has built a billion-dollar fortune is an asshole. Every single one. Some of them do useful things to try to salve their consciences—Bill Gates and Warren Buffett…

I’m just saying, this is obviously not a man of ideas.

If becoming a billionaire actually took business acumen, this guy would already have a foie gras farm on his property.

I’m going to try to get my town to pay for the water damage my shoes suffer whenever I walk along the beach during high tide. It’s simply unacceptable!

Um why exactly would property maintenance be the towns responsibility. They aren’t town owned geese. Do they remove the snow nature puts there in the winter too?

But they could have just played Prince performances for 20m, and it would have been miles better.

Doesn’t it make it worse that they did it in his hometown? He didn’t care for this artist, and considered using artists after their death “demonic,” and then they did it right on his own home turf.

I don’t think that most people in the stands were Minnesotans. Then there’s also the fact that Prince himself didn’t even like JT.

Something that can’t get lost in the discussion of this ho-hum performance is just how bad the wardrobe choices were. Timberlake looks so good in a (regular, non-camo) suit - why would you do this to him?!? Why would you do this to all of us??? The color pallet with the back-up dancers didn’t help anything, either.

Is that the joke? I can’t even sort out what’s going on beyond “black people and bananas.. ha that’s super funny!”

And allow me to add the requisite response to any Timberlake post:

This would be the absolute best.

I’ll start reading up on Vodoun right now!