Let’s be real. She’s salty AF that she’s from the trash side of the family, and her younger, prettier, half-black sister gets to be a princess.

That is box dyed hair with a Fantastic Sam’s cut.

Hell, the Queen has Andrew and Fergie (and for those who will say they’re divorced, they’re currently living together). I actually think she has some perspective when it comes to this.

There’s always that one trashy, half-crazy (of full blown nutter) and embarrassing relative we all wish we could hide away forever

Exactly. I really dont miss my asscrack busting out the back of my jeans whenI merely lean over to pick something off the low aisle at the grocery store. Dont get me started when you actually have to squat to get something. Full on almost butthole. Or when you sit and the little layer of flub hangs over the jeans that…

I have to say, as an incredibly short-torsoed person, low rise jeans fit me the way I imagine regular jeans fit everyone else. Mid-rise hits my waist, high-waisted might as well be under my chin. Low rise fits me just right so I welcome this trend as a come back. That being said - let’s have all rises of jeans…

You are doing a public service, keep broadcasting! I wish to high heaven someone had told me this when I was a teenager.

Ok, here goes this warning I broadcast as often as possible when the super thin eye brow convo comes up:

Ugh. Low rise jeans. I didn’t wear them then, and I won’t wear them now. However, just like then, I will get laugh at anyone who spends all of her time pulling them up.

The White Feminism going on in the comments is disappointing but I’m not surprised. Jessica is always talking about diversity but she doesn’t put her money where her mouth is. She has been tone deaf often on this issue. And quite frankly her calling out the lack of diversity was only after a bunch of black women on…

If he never fulfilled material terms of the agreement (such as attending therapy, addressing the assault in the first session etc) then any decent lawyer can make the case that HE broke the agreement, not her - even before we get to whether you can break an NDA when a crime has been committed.

Yup. You totally hit the nail on the head with nerds reveling in their power later on in life.

Spoiler Alert: They did.

All the harassment stories that have come out have had varying degrees of repulsion for me — Weinstein, horrified; Batali, scandalized; but these guys my first visceral reaction is “where do these fuckers get off with this shit?” Like these nerdy fuckers who couldn’t get a date in high school now reveling in their…

Why are abusive manbabies so valuable in our society? Boo hoo, Frida Kahlo doesn’t give me a boner, lose the limp and unibrow. Boo hoo, I did everything I could to make it flop and it was a success. Why is this behavior protected, time and time again? Why are women like Salma made to feel responsible for their own…

Today in Its Not Fucking Rocket Science: Don’t deliberately make your partner feel shitty about their body

Why are you hanging out with people who shower once a week?

You’re way off base. No one does anything for you guys to ogle. The only appearance indicators that bolster up self esteem are platonic and sincere compliments (like the usual “wow your hair is super pretty!”) and mirrors. Also, you’re thinking of push-up bras. Underwire bras don’t necessarily change shape, they just…

Democrats get fired for being abusive perverts.

As an anthropology major in college, I’ve always held the notion that “genital smell”–outside of regular hygiene mind you– is biologically marked to attract a mate that best desires your odor. If you like it, mate it, if you don’t, push them aside and find the one that does prefer it, that mate IS out there...