Phew, thank god we don’t have that accomplished gracious black lady deplaning Air Force One dressed in shorts, according to my conservative relative, that was directly a part of Obama humiliating us on the world’s stage. I’m not sure how this FOX News wet dream of a presidency ends, but it will be bizarre and awful…

You idiot. Fuck him, fuck his wife, and fuck their legacy. Maybe their children will grow up without their parents’ inherent cruelty and sociopathy and will choose a lifestyle that doesn’t involve poaching animals. We can hope. If not? Fuck them, too.

It is possible to both feel sympathy for his children AND think he got what he deserved. I feel sympathy for Barron Trump but also think his father deserves to be stung by a thousand bees.

If this convinces them not to be big game hunters, then I’d call it a net win.

‘... promoter equity by focusing on what unites our students and reducing visible gaps between those of different means,” and that hair extensions, “tend to be very expensive.”’

OMG guys, look how these big bad feminazis forced this guy out of his career JUST for being a sexist asshole! When will we have real equality?

“I am not disappearing. I will continue to stand strong for men’s rights and the rights of all,”

Fuck this guy.

So, this is basically Fox News saying, “**** it, we’re going full Infowars!” in response to how much marketshare they’re losing to the conservative feverswamps, right?

So Hillary killed this dude but Anthony Weiner’s still alive? Puh-leaze

Love that this is what’s dominating conservative news today. You can smell the desperation.

“Or, alternatively, maybe we could pack away the dark reinterpretations for male audiences and try it as a lavish melodramatic epic marketed to women, full of regal beefcake and impossible longing.”

Several problems here:

OR ... and this is a radical concept for Hollywood I know, but ... we could tell new stories instead of retelling the same old crap ad nauseam?

Better idea: maybe stop greenlighting Guy Ritchie movies for a little while, and by “a little while” I mean “for the span of his natural life.”

I love Vanessa Williams, and I understand girls with some tone can begin to fade after a while without much they can do.

WHY DO YOU NEED A MAKEUP TO SLEEP IN!?!?!?!?!

“Brown the garlic, onion, and crumbled beef in the oil. Add the flour, salt, paprika, and mushrooms, stir, and let cook five minutes while you light a cigarette and stare sullenly at the sink.”

For a very specific use Inflatable Hangers from Travelon, bought them from Bed Bath and Beyond. Traveling, I also have them in the car, even if it hits the side window, no biggie. Also hangs pants.

For a very specific use Inflatable Hangers from Travelon, bought them from Bed Bath and Beyond. Traveling, I also…