Some items, like Chap-Stik or nail clippers, I find, are worth keeping several of in various handy spots.

Jones may have just opened himself up to defamation/slander charges in the Comet Ping-Pong case, too. He “apologized” right before the deadline to do so under Texas’ defamation laws and claimed he had been misinformed, but if he’s forced to admit under oath that he knew there was high likelihood of this being bullshit…

“When someone shows you who they are, believe them.” —Maya Angelou

Couldn’t any gangbanger make the same claim? “The murderous, terrifying persona I use on the streets is all an act, it couldn’t be further from my true nature or my personality. I am a loving teddybear on my own time, but my day job representing MS-13 is performance art, and ‘Trigger Mike’ is just a character I play.”

I used to buy into the idea that Howard Stern was “just a character,” and believed all that Private Parts bullshit about what a good family man he was, how much he loved his wife. And then he left her for a younger, hotter model.

that’s the thing, anyone who’s hot enough KNOWS they’re hot enough and doesn’t have to run around saying shit about how they could have anyone because they know that everyone else already knows they could have anyone.

My very first thought also. Like a full half...

I legit guffawed at the use of the word “full” vis-a-vis his photograph.

His definition of “full head of hair” is pretty loose.

Perhaps Rep. Pittman is living proof that aborted fetuses can in fact be “reversed”? No one said reversed without side effects.

another bill he’s got in the works to require “abortionists” to tell their patients, falsely, that “the process can be reversed”

Wow. Hitler is really seeing a rise in popularity during passover.

Kristallnacho

And god forbid we have clean air and water.

But god forbid we have affordable healthcare.

They’re all greedy assholes. (Jenner, Simpson, Kardashian)

I don’t have this exact product, but something similar. It lives in the microwave. *shrug*

I don’t have this exact product, but something similar. It lives in the microwave. *shrug*

They just look like that. Evil does not have a good side. If nothing else, it really fuels the Serial killer jokes. Comedy, comedy is the one thing they haven’t killed...yet.

I’ve never ever ever seen a pic where they look handsome.

As the kids say, “why not both?”