THIS!!!!!!

THIS!

I think you need a time machine for that one.

Apparently I’ve been blissfully unaware for the past 5 years. I thought the dress was made of fabric made to look like meat.

Ewwwww!

Nailed it! “[H]e literally looks like a cool mom at a pumpkin patch”

Imobile neck syndrome kills this outfit for me. It looks like a fancy neck brace.

Did Kanye just roll out of bed and throw on some sneakers?

And you post her wearing a romper? Rompers are for babies. GTFO if you want her to be my style icon (I love the Obamas but hate fucking rompers)

This gif is everything.

WHY add a sparkly schmata to this atrocity? GECK!

Slightly better yes, the neckline is better but the boob problem persists. Still only an outfit suited for sports ball games of some sort.

Holy craft-store crap! Did Miley Cyrus create this hideousness?

Yeah this is why I don’t give blow jobs. One almost barf episode is enough to scar me for life.

And you are inside the minds of these “plenty of women” checked their thoughts and saw that that this is their first thought? This sounds like pro-birth double speak.

Everybody poops (and pees) I never understood why people are shy about these particular bodily functions. So you stank that place up. Shit happens!

Escalators. I am shocked escalators did not make the list after that story this week about the woman tossing her baby to safty before being swallowed and chewed up by one.

He’s got Crazy White Boy all over him. If he wasn’t doing this, he would be a prime candidate for shooting up a school / church / movie theater.

Am I crazy or does Diana’s kid look like Michael Jackson?

Misread the headline and thought it read GOP. Still weird tho...