Ew. I hope the sex part of their contract has expired.

I think he should just give it up and go for a tremendously classy Louis Vuitton track suit a la Maury Ballstein. I mean, look at it! It oozes class, wealth and comfort.

No. Suites are much more expensive.

Actually, I think he’s using his ties to draw attention to his crotch.

What is that statue thing? Looks like one of the deadly angels from Dr. Who.

This was my thought, as well.

I don’t think slob is his problem. I think he probably spends a good bit of time thinking about how he looks. His problem is that he’s tasteless.

I think he does this because he thinks it makes him look taller and thinner (too short ties can make you look fat). Of course, he ends up looking like he’s just missing a flower in his buttonhole that squirts water at you.

Is that the same room as the family portrait with the stuffed lion? because wow, all of the proportions are wrong. The ceiling is way too low for that broke-baroque crap. Those columns look like his fingers — short and girthy.

Interior decorator: “Like Versailles, Mr. Trump?”
Trump: “Yes you imbecile, like that castle in....Bavaria..the one on the yuuge hill.”
Interior decorator: “.... (silence)...Where should the gold and marble go, Mr. Trump?”
Trump: “Let me put it this way, If I can find even one inch in my penthouse that isn’t covered in…

I’m sure he does. But he’s also a narcissistic ass who thinks he’s smarter than everyone else, and knows better than anyone else how to do absolutely everybody. So he’s the kind of guy who would disregard the advice of a tailor because he knows what he likes, and what looks good on him. It’s like my mom has a…

Ugh, he’s so fucking tacky. He thinks anything that costs a lot of money is automatically classy and automatically brings him prestige. He’s like the Dubai of people.

This is why I laughed when he said he took Nancy O’Dell furniture shopping. Can you imagine that nightmare?

Makes me think of this, but at least someone made only one bad choice instead of hiring someone to make multitudes of bad choices.

Do you think they secretly live in an other part of the apartment? A place with some Ikea furniture and walls not covered in gold leaf?

I definitely can agree with you that he is insecure (I mean look at that mass of orange glue-gun strands on his noggin) and erroneous in thinking he is hiding something with loose-fitting suits. If he does have a tailor I feel very sorry for this person, because I would not want my name on that work. I feel sorry for…

Indeed. You know he is cheap. Do you think that is real marble or he had someone in and paint it faux marble and then stiff him on the bill?

Good lord that looks like Caesar’s Palace.

It looks like an Italian pimp threw up.

I feel for Melania’s feet. Ouch.