Please redefine “severe”- Barbaro

Thank you. I’m going to start reading every Trump transcript like it’s Heather Graham and Julianne Moore having a coke fueled conversation in Boogie Nights.

If you’re old enough to type that, you cannot. Sorry. Outside of being born with certain natural abilities, the amount of hours you would have to train would have to start basically in childhood.  

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