This was going to be one of her campaign posters:

so... Carly has got to be the only person in history, that’s lost TWICE in the same primary...

Water, Helen, water. /southparkreference //iknow ///stillfunnytho

I love the pissed off look prior to falling.

Fiorina’s body language and tone at the end of her introduction says SO MUCH.

“Farmer Ted—-Hold my doobage!”

Hades just announced they were restructuring to seek new opportunities as the afterlife becomes increasingly digital. Most of Hades’ assets will be moving to China.

Also, Fiorina just got a 5 million dollar flaming parachute.

Did you look at her face as she was turning around? She actually does look kind of drunk.

I think one of those little girls snuck up behind and gave her a little shove.

pretty unbelievable huh?

I think we’ll have to reserve a sector for everyone who cracked up about this.

I mean, I might stand and watch with an unimpressed look on my face, or something, but I certainly wouldn’t help.

i was looking for a push! im surprised they didn’t use the diversion to get away.

It’s unlike Ted Cruz to be so unconcerned for a woman’s well-being.

Michelle is a stone fox.

Michelle Obama is the best first lady ever! I don’t care about any of them other ones. She is beautiful and full of life and dresses fabulously. And she didn’t let all the racist things said about her bring her down that shit rolled right off.

The Internet’s want to talk to me about marijuana and Social Security. All day and all night. I have other interests, dammit! Like cat videos and recipes involving cheese.. I’m well rounded, in every sense of the term.

The internet thinks I’m a middle-age, overweight, white woman. SURPRISE!! I am.