Are you me?

I'm laughing hysterically and I'm alone...scary

You got me, I thought I had stopped laughing out loud at this....

I know, am laughing my ass off, tears running down my face

You are killing me...

Lovelovelove this!!!!

OMG - The passive aggressive thing drives me nuts! Last week eHarmony guy gave me his phone number...i called and he acted like i was bothering him!! He said, I was thinking you'd text!!! Really? I was hoping to speak with a live human being...another one bites the dust.

You are awesome! How hard is it to tell someone you don't want to chat? I'd much rather start to chat than ignore the same people I see every day for the next 10 years.