Of course he doesn’t. He wrote this while looking at himself in a mirror and iterating over and again, “I’m so awesome, I’m so awesome; I know nothing about anything I write about, but I’ll be snarky and others will think I actually have any idea about any of these technological concepts. Tomorrow, I think I’ll write…

Because he thinks it’s cool to be jaded concerning Apple. Next week someone will tell him what else he is supposed to be jaded about and he jump on that bandwagon.

Well, it provides a writer with little talent or technological expertise an opportunity to use the word “fuck” in order to convince those equally mindless to think he has a brain.

And yet you espouse your own so freely.

And just who is “everyone who knows what they’re talking about” ? Talking out of your ass is fun, isn’t it? Do you ever make comments you support with credible research or do you just bloviate freely in every aspect of your life?

Gosh, everybody—look!! Another snark-filled article from a no-talent writer who lacks even a thimbleful of talent, but thinks he can assess the technological ability of those who shit more substance in a day than he ever will in a lifetime. He writes for Gawker, don’t you know? His parents must be so proud. Mensa? Oh,…