Swaggy P may very well have been doing this outside of the analogy too.

In that analogy, Swaggy P is the dude with his mobile out yelling “WOOOOOORRRLDSTAAAAAAR!”

Russ is like the little kid that would go up to anyone if he was called out.

Yo man, I need that copy of die hard on dvd back, it’s almost Christmas movie season!

Han Solo is gonna fuck him up when he hears what Sepp did to his daughter.

An entire piece on United’s recent form and no mention of the fact that Paul Pogba has been out for weeks?

Summary

There’s a little context to be explained here. Not many people are aware, but in the Cuban culture, the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

Holy shit, what was that? What’s that wooshing sound?

Kyrie did not have time to process that flat insult.

Don’t be so Jemeleodramatic.

Sweet Jebus.

“Actually, the hard part is over. It’s all down-me from here,” she quickly added.

“This isn’t the me I want to die on,” said Jemele.

As opposed to Caitlyn Jenner, who was the first athlete to take trans public.

You seem like someone who has good takes and is fun at parties. Please DM me your info so I can invite you to my next party.

Marshawn 2020

Your comment is stupid because it makes no sense. Why would teams that have 0 wins and 82 games to be played be behind a team that has 0 wins and 81 games to be played? That’s not how standings work. You don’t get points for a loss. The Warriors are 1 game behind Houston and a half game behind everybody else. This is…

Is this the 2017 version of “I was only pretending to be retarded”?

Go back to school, herb: