OK.

Stop it, Hassan.

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

Are you kidding me? The patience he showed waiting for the play to set up was fantastic. Then at just the right time with lightening quick precision, he made his move and just flicked it right onto Jozy’s foot.

Oompa loompa loompa-de-doo

Get these fake news stats out of here. Jenna Jameson holds the dong record now and forever.

The news should be there’s a man who streams picking up trash on Twitch.

+1/+1

Unlike 99% of the dumbass parents at my kid’s 11U baseball games, I am comfortable admitting that I have no fucking clue whether that was a legitimate balk.

Who’d have thought this would be the Hill ESPN chose to die on

I feel this kid’s pain. My parents divorced when I was three years old. We lived in Alabama and- after the divorce- my mom took me and moved back to Texas where she was from. Growing up, it always sucked flying back and forth summers and Christmases. At 12, I moved back to Alabama to live with my dad. Lived there a…

I know we’ve all blocked it from our memories but I’m pretty sure last year still happened.

Here’s what needs to happen: The NFL and the Federal Court System needs to find sponsors for a special series of judges.

Webb, if you’ll recall, was a failed Minnesota Vikings project. I best remember him for pissing down his leg against my Jim Schwartz-led Detroit Lions. The Lions were supposed to be good that year (came out hot, fizzled toward the end) and the Vikings (seeing as Webb was their starter) were in a characteristic death…

Only thing I’ll throw in, here, is this ESPN.com recap credits UCLA offensive coordinator Jedd Fisch with calling the play. But it also gets the down and distance wrong, so maybe the writer was just bluffing his way along.

Fucking ewww

Yeah, she’d probably placenta top 10.

..and just like that, Sharapova has started taking fertility enhancing drugs.

Comparing a beautiful black female athlete to a farm animal.... Jeez Laura, we sure know what kind of Becky you are....