Coach, take me out. I’m done.

I could have told you that years ago when many in both fan bases blamed some magical curse shit (billy goats, old dead fat ballplayers) for their woes.

It’s almost like a mediocre to bad fielder is capable of making a truly great play every once in a while. *cough cough* Derek Jeter *cough cough*

- Long title drought recently ended.

Life would be easier if I rooted for pretty much any other team. Why did my dad and my dad’s dad have to be Brooklyn Dodger fans? Why couldn’t they have been the only kids in Brooklyn and Queens to root for the Yankees? Sure, they would have been pariahs then, but now such a decision would just have looked smart.…

Too many people involved. A Rod has to be the centaur of attention.

The big problem with this recipe is that while I was waiting for my plantains to ripen I got hungry and made tostones.

A-Rod couldn’t associate himself with any other franchise. He’s the true Yankee.

That this is not universally hated across the US makes me think our great country is on the downward slope as a society.

Coroner has ruled his death incomplete, siting the individual did not have two feet on the ground

I AM FILING THE PAPERS TO ADOPT KELLY OUBRE JR. AS MY SON RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Had to create an account just to say how hilariously bad this article is. Literally 4 CBs were out injured at the same time (3 still are and Bailly I’m not convinced is at 100% health), Pogba just came back from injury, Fellaini suspension, Mata out, Ibra out, Rooney out (thank god), TFM out, and Shaw god knows.…

You didn’t mention that up until a few years ago the Europa League was rightly seen by everyone as a worthless garbage competition because it *was*. Now that winning it comes with a Champions League ticket that didn’t previously exist, it’s obviously a much higher priority for teams not at the top of their league…

Mourinho—who essentially gave up on snagging a top-four spot in the Premier League last month by fielding second-rate teams in Premier League matches

You did a good job of not mentioning the roster crunch (from the schedule and from injuries) that put them in this position.

That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

Am I the only one who thinks that graphic looks like Woj is blowing up swastika?

STIGMATA, CHRIST HAS COME AND TIM SHALL LEAD THE ANGELS IN A CLEANSING OF THE EARTH..

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

He really dinged the donger