Massive massive fight. Best heavyweight fight I’ve seen in over a decade. I’m jumping on the aj bandwagon.

What!? After a free government ride for four years at a military university you have to serve 2 years in the ACTUAL military??? If you don’t want to serve, go to one of the hundred plus other schools.

Judge Aaron Dong sounds like a Justice of the Superior Court of Orange County

I want a Judge-Gallo-Stanton HR derby this year. Only those three though, get it over in an hour.

Breaking News: Mike Milbury is an asshole.

I hope he has security to walk him to his car, which is parked in a well lit area.

I honestly thought we might see a D-cell whizz passed his head.

I just read through the whole thing, so you guys don’t have to worry about combing through all one page of it. But bizarrely, this Oklahoma law also forces boosters to get written consent from the father before having an abortion.

Why do they need a specific law to do this? Wouldn’t a university have standing anyway to sue somebody that did harm to their busin - erm, I mean, ‘program for educating the athletically gifted’?

Surprisingly, I have no problems with this.

The 4th quarters of this damn series have been borderline unwatchable. Unless free throws and shitty shot selection are totally your jam.

I surmise that this rabbit died when it was dragged out of the cargo hold so that some employee rabbits could be placed on board.

Options kind of leave Malcolm in the middle.

(Just some super-dark humor in the face of a terrifying situation! Steve Kerr is very much one of the good guys and I wish him the absolute best.)

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.

According to House, it’s always Lupus.

I read Deadspin regularly, which means I’m treated to a “har har dong is a funny word” post roughly 60 times per season.

Helpful reader critique: You guys seem to think that using the word “dong” for home run is funny. It is not funny.

Definitely Won The Australian Open While Pregnant