That and the double flagrant. I hope that crew never sniffs the Final Four ever again.

I spent my entire weekend calling in rules violations to the LPGA, so it was nice being able to take this game off. Good job refs.

There are pitchers who have hit two in one day before. Hell, Jim Tobin hit three in a game for the Boston Braves.

I’m not sure either, but I just checked—Babe Ruth never hit 2 HR as a pitcher in 1 game. So Bombgarner bested Ruth in batting in one respect lol.

“This game would be a lot more fun with teammates”

“He pinched me, so I punched his wrist. That’s pretty much it. … He does it often, actually. Which is kind of adolescent.” finishing his statement with “real men exaggerate fouls by flailing their leg out and making sure to catch their opponent with a kick to the nuts.”

“...it’s hard to imagine a player like Harden consistently and sneakily engaging in the incredibly juvenile behavior of pinching.”

He’s one perceived slight away from blowing a mystery powder in an opponent’s eyes while the ref’s back is turned.

I dunno, man. From ‘a certain point of view,’ Darth Vader betrayed and murdered Luke’s father. Doesn’t mean Obi-Wan was right in presenting it that way to Luke.

“Broken Tiger Woods To Miss Masters”

“They are all valid concerns, and I’d expect even lawyers for the victims would say their clients want Nassar to have a fair trial. But”

Look, the conservative viewpoint on this is very simple. Immigrants should be allowed to pick fruit, look after our kids and play the wing. Just no going to school or hospitals.

Not if your car can’t fly, you’re not.

Car fuel can melt steel beams!

A 360, huh? That’s at most a 200 maybe a 220. Important to point out is that’s also something I could not do on an 8 foot rim. I’m 6'2".

“Destiny’s Best writing is in the cards on the website”

Billy Haisley at his finest

Argentina will be fine chicken little

Ding ding. Looks like our initial shot of out the “I’m offended” cannon has deflected right off of the “Research and Logic” shield.

Not quite. Other users do not see the words you type when the profanity filter catches them.