You mean the mainstream media that told you exactly how many rounds of golf Obama played?

I love that you don’t even see what you did here.

“Science, bro. I’m a believer now,” Richards told Passan.

C’mon, it’s 2017. Aren’t we beyond obsessing over Piazza’s possible love of cured meats?

Only difference is that Jordan usually follows that by muttering to himself “I can still take him, though”

I know right? Failing blog Deadspin at it again

I don’t think they ever have. They post article after article complaining about one car winning all the time, and put on rose-tinted glasses for 35-40 years of F1 history when exactly the same was true. Red Bull dominated 4 years (I know there was some competition for 1.5 of those years), Ferrari has dominated,…

So much this.

And the 2012 Mclarens were absolutely GORGEOUS.

Not as Jazzed as Gordon Hayward! That’s it for me. Good night, folks!

Sometimes I forget how disgusting the upper level teams can be in terms of their composition in Ultimate Team.

Not sure what shower girl did, but middle two did nothing but shriek. Downstairs, you the real MVP.

Yep, that’s a Steelers shirt. There’s a joke about rats, teen girls, bathrooms, and Ben Roethlisberger here somewhere but screw it, it’s Friday afternoon, I’m too lazy.

The problem is the Red Sox are in Ft. Meyers, FL and not Jupiter, which has a much stronger gravitational pull. He was over-correcting.

Fattest president since Taft? Fattest president since Taft.

He’s not one of the world’s best players. But I guess I appreciate having a statement like that at the beginning of the article, a red flag that clues everyone into the fact that “Hmm, this writer might have no f**ing clue what he’s talking about” and saves everyone the time it’s going to take to wade through the next…

Meh. As a 50 year old straight white male who primarily listens to rock, I’d rather listen to Adele than Beyonce.

“Will Kimball—who is clearly well-versed in German pronunciation, should have seen “Deutchland Deutschland Über Alles” and immediately raised a red flag”

Oakley’s Wikipedia page at the moment:

Wasn’t Pokemon Go announced before SM? I think it was meant to be a thing, but the thing everyone wanted/expected didn’t happen and Niantic doesn’t care enough to make it a reality.

You shut your lying mouth! This is going to be great! I need this to be great!