Thanks for getting the “angry idiot doesn’t understand a joke” comment out of the way.

I don’t have any friends. Stop making assumptions, dipshit.

It’s because the crowd dropped a torrent of boos on Kane. Is it because Kane always torches the Predators, the rape allegation, or some combination of both? Beats me.

Probably already on ESPN classic.

This is shocking and inexcusable. People are watching the Golf Channel?

They should watch the rerun of the Sixers victory from last night.

I’d say you can’t be this stupid but you missed an INSANELY obvious joke like that, sooooooo...

That’s impossible! I’m sure the league only has Doctors of the highest integrity and skill to best take care of their players.

I think it’s my favorite post in the entire history of Deadspin. I could read the comments every day for my whole life and never tire of it.

No. It says more about how much room deadspin has to grow. Anyone who reads this site a couple times a week should have immediately gotten the joke or at least looked for it.

our readership has grown to the point that you can’t really concern yourself with the unideal audience. But, yeah, the 19 people and counting who have emailed me to “correct” my post is a bit of a surprise.

Not when these people are clearly too stupid to get the joke.

I wonder how calculated Tim’s post was last night. Did he know just how many Deadspin nitwits would miss the snark about the Warriors “losing?” There is no karma in trolling your own readers but there sure is plenty of schadenfreude.

The twitter replies were maybe even better than the kinja comments on the “Sixers Win” post

How are they wrong?

Because it isn’t wrong.

How in the world did you pay this comment and render yourself a moron

How haven’t you been fixed?

Your brain lack editorial integrity