If you get more than one concussion playing baseball( catchers exempt) than you shouldn’t be playing baseball because you obviously don’t pay attention.

Not sure if you qualify, but it might be a step above commenting: http://gawker.com/careers/job/13…

I wonder if he’s aware of the fact that there’s this powder they keep on the sidelines that helps you grip the ball when your hands get sweaty.

Analog dick pics! OMG

My wife once got an actual photograph of some guy’s boner slid under the apartment door. She and her roommate figured it was the creepy morning doorman of their building. She kept it because it was so comically large. Years later, I was trying to find a pen and I stumbled across it and she told me the story. This was…

That only works until they start demanding more shit pics

*go to google.com*

A post has been making the Facebook rounds about a woman who sends pictures of her shits to guys who send her dick pics.

I mainly just wanted an excuse to say the word genitals. Which is a great word.

This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?

Someone on here recently suggested I reply to dick pics with dick pics found on the Internet. I’m dying to try this.

Both teams will do very well in LA. However, as LA is a tourist destination both teams will have more fans of visiting teams than most.

As an L.A. resident, I ... I ... I ... I don’t care enough to take offense at that.

At what point does the world realize that Steph Curry is actually kind of a dick? I mean, I obviously love watching him play and his confidence is absolutely justified, but he just vibes “douchey rich kid” soooo hard.

“to prevent the impending one-on-one between Diego Costa and Thibaut Courtois”

Since the EPL regularly zigs opposite whichever way Screamer zags this seems to be an opportune time to jump on Spurs bandwagon. #COYS

Hey, I’m from Calgary, so...Yeah...uh...as you were...

An 11 year-veteran who has played over 750 NHL games has no reason to intentionally “cross check” a linesman because he was upset over a non-call.

Thankfully Wideman recieved treatment for a concussion before returning to the ice, as per NHL protocol. Of course that protocol is to pop 2 Percocets and wash them down with a can of LaBatts, but still.

You can see that Wideman takes a blindside shoulder to the head at the :25 mark, and then his head goes face-first into the dasher boards. He’s clearly dazed, hunched over and trying to make his way to the bench. At the last second, he realizes the linesman is skating backwards into his path to the bench, and he…