[signs karma to 8-year deal]

Most people like to have a complete piece.

except, you know, they arent equal, because these in the middle get no crust.

I thought a wheel was invented a while ago.

“Feds Raid Hoverboard Booth at CES”

Justice never takes a Halladay, nor does it care for apostrophes.

Halladay knows all about steroids, being a medical professional and all.

Gotta commend the cameraman for disguising his undoubtedly expensive, high-quality camera such that Griffey had absolutely no idea what was coming with that phone call!

This is crazy. What result were they looking for with a rookie QB? A wild-card berth? I can’t even imagine the thought process here...Maybe they just realized that he took Devin Hester off returns for two years to ‘focus on being a wide receiver’ or something?

I legit had no idea that Smith was their coach.

Stupid. Just stupid.

As well, forgot to mention it in this tweet:

Just like Dan, I too did not vote for Griffey.

But for real, Bobby... that was perfect. The fact that there is nary a proper noun in this article is just.... excellent. I salute you!

Just took an Uber around the block for no reason other than this comment.

You seem like a nice guy who is able to coherently make an argument.

I can distinctly recall the day I decided to stop using Yellow Cab (and taxis). I asked to pay with credit card and the cabbie waved a wad of bills in my face while screaming at me, “Do you know what these are? US-F***ing-Dollars! That’s what I accept!”.

George W. Bush wanted people to forget about the two wars in the Middle East he dragged us into

Dubai is seriously exactly what would have happened if someone had given 13 year old me and my friends unlimited money and a big patch of empty land.

“Let drive Ferraris everywhere and make super tall buildings and make our own islands and air conditioned beaches and give firefighters jetpacks!”

“Yeah, and no girls…

Shouldn’t you be scouring Amazon for the next great deal on velcro ties?