Is it wrong for me to wish / want someone from the station to find her and put a mike in front of her after this verbal beatdown?????

The staccato in her speech made each of those claps exist and not exist at the same time. Sharon Reed just invented Schrodinger’s Clapback and should be up for the Nobel Prize in Physics for that shit.

Dear Racists,

Me while watching this clapbacks;

That was absolutely beautiful. Masterclass.

The Venn Diagram of “People Who Don’t Have Blinds” and “People Who Have Amazon Echos” is a circle.

We installed frosted window film on all of our basement windows. That’s how much I don’t fuck around. Nobody needs to see inside my house. Mind ya business.

My fiancee shouts at me if I have the blinds open for like, five minutes after sundown. Anyone could peep in your windows, man. I’m not about that “no privacy” life.

Hello fellow dweller (wow, that phrase is melodic). I can cosign this as the confused white dude who grew up in the city. I don’t want to see what kinda weird suburban shit y’all are up to. Stop making me regret making the financially-sound house purchase.

Me too. I’ve had relatives come over and compliment the downstairs neighbor’s decor. The problem area directly faces the parking area.

I have it on good authority that people that do not use curtains or blinds to cover their windows also have never used a washcloth in their entire life.

Racheal Dolezal in:

It’s the only move she has left.

N’Becki got more horse hair than the Kentucky Derby.

...And if you’re offended by this post, you might be a Becky.

Stacey Dash.

They’re called Stacey Dashes.