Having the amazing Nat King Cole play at their wedding sounds awesome.

So, will Ronan now admit that Frank was his bio-dad? I understand not commenting on it while his widow is still alive, out of respect. But maybe now he and Mia will come out with the truth?

This article was the meanest thing that I’ve ever read about someone I’ve never heard of.

She was always low woman on the TRL pop totem pole of that time.

I met her many years ago when she was receiving an award from my university and I had to interview her for the paper. She had a diamond ring that was roughly the size of an emu’s egg and a bodyguard that looked straight out of a Dick Tracy comic. At one point, I was scribbling furiously on my notepad and the cap of my…

I will bet dollars to goddamn donuts that she thought Hillary Clinton and Trump were “equally bad”. I’d type more but blood is gouting out of my eyes.

It’s pronounced Fart and Hold.

In an email to me this morning, my mom wrote “You know, I felt bad for McCain last week, but to leave his sick bed in order to take away other people’s health insurance? FUCK HIM.”

I’m just glad John McCain has returned from his sick bed to do away with whatever goodwill remained for him.

LMAO, he votes party line no matter what. You think brain cancer is somehow going to form a spine?

In fact, they’ll use him as a fucking example of heroic resolve to pass the bill. Fucking pukes.

This is about one thing: The adulation of making a grand entrance.

For everyone that believes the pre-2000 narrative of John McCain as sensible “Maverick” I present this 2008 Rolling Stone profile when he was gearing up to run for president. Another poster linked it in a previous article and it is quite illuminating to say the least.

I don’t know how he’s going to vote, but this is the most compelling argument that he’ll vote “yes.” The “maverick” bullshit about McCain has almost always been a lie. The one, over-arching theme of his time in politics has been his rank pettiness. He became Dubya’s enemy the second Dubya beat him in the primaries and…

I don’t wish death on anyone, certainly not brain cancer. That said McCain will never leave the Senate otherwise and in his role as a Senator he’s caused as much harm and as much death as anyone. So neither do I feel a shred of guilt at being relieved he’ll soon be gone.

If this scald mother fucker votes “no”, I will put up a goddamn poster of him on my wall, in my bathroom, next to my shower.

His cancer has a survival rate of 3%. He won’t run again because he won’t be alive to do so.

His status of course is from his experience as a POW, which is certainly tragic. More tragic of course is that he has used this unassailable history to beat the drums for countless wars over the past thirty years. There’s not a third world country McCain hasn’t enthusiastically wanted to bomb since he joined the…

There’s no fucking way John McCain reads the Jezebel comment threads. Sorry.

Forget running again. He just got reelected so there’s no way he’s making it to his next election. With a glioblastoma he’ll be incredibly lucky if he lives to see the midterm elections in 2018. Almost nobody with this type of cancer is alive five years later, especially not an 80-year-old man with whose already…