I get the impression the vocal chords would probably start doing their thing again if she stopped leaning on cushions like a human cat and got in shape. I’ve heard her still hit the notes but she doesn’t have the lung capacity to hold them anymore.

She doesn’t have the vocal cords anymore, so this is what she does.

I assumed it meant they were built by slave labor made up of indigenous peoples who were forced to march to Oklahoma when the work was done.

No one “sails easily” into the US

Plenty of investors invest believe what they want to believe. By all accounts, he’s a good salesman. Hell, he got plenty of people to agree to go to this festival even though the whole thing, splashy website aside, looked really shady. Investors want to believe in a good sorry and this guy somehow gets idiots like Ja…

Oh, it’s complete bullshit. While the racial dynamics may not be a focus, just pretending they didn’t exist (in the Confederacy!!!!) is ridiculous.

Yeah, there’s no way he’d get the full 20 years if convicted, but I’m glad he’s going to be prosecuted and I would be happy to see him get jail time. We need to be harsher on white collar (bro) crime like this. This guy knowingly and intentionally defrauded investors and screwed over thousands of people. His…

no. forging financial documents to garner investment is a serious crime.

Excellent goals are excellent.

I’m doing a ten-week internship with the US embassy! It’s awesome, apart from the millipede-things that have taken up residence in the dining room.

Important question: how does one get to move to the Caribbean for work? Doing research for a friend....

Thank you so much. I definitely felt a bit shit last Sunday, when I thought I might still hear from him beyond a four-line email, but I have new goals for the summer: 1) Pass econ. 2) Fuck someone else.

Oh my God, you are so right. I would have thought that by their 30's, dudes would maybe start figuring shit out, but NOPE.

Your attitude on all this is amazing, and I envy you on your ability to inhabit that place mentally, just FYI.

Other than “dumb dumb who doesn’t know what he lost” you are 100% living your best life right now. /jealous

My husband and I have a similar joke about going to Aruba.

My divorce attorney told me that people often stay married as an excuse to not marry their subsequent lovers.

No, it’s a cruise. The other person got drunk late at night and fell overboard. Right after the life insurance policy kicked in...

A friend of mine told us that scuba diving was a popular way to kill your spouse because there’s so many things that can go wrong (I have no idea if she was joking or not). Anyway, my husband and I now always joke about taking each other scuba diving if the other one is slightly annoyed or something (aka, “I know I…

For anyone stuck in that situation, you can always move to Vegas for six weeks then get a divorce there.