“I don’t want politics in my games” just means “I want politics in my games to go unexamined”. And Kotick would certainly like that very much, especially considering the kind of politics his games are peddling.

“I don’t want politics in my games” is, in of itself, a political statement. If Kotick says he doesn’t want politics in the games Activision-Blizzard makes, consider why he doesn’t want you to think about policy in the games his corporation publishes.

The overpaid head of a company that exploits tax laws across two hemispheres doesn’t want people to think too hard about policy. Imagine that

the hardest cock you’ll see today:

Spiderman: Homeschooled.

The PewDiePie line made my forking night.

I could have told you all that Janets are natural rebels. I have never been so proud of my name as when the army of Janets showed up.

One can only hope the next Marvel movie features an army of Janets emerging from portals and cheerfully destroying bad guys.

And Disco Janet! 

That’s inherently impossible thanks to the laws of entropy and self-interest. It’s not as if the demons are immune to being dicks to each other either.

How can there not be a single mention of Honey I Shrunk the Kids in this article when this is clearly Honey I Shrunk the Kids: The Video Game?

This is one of the reasons I roll my eyes whenever people complain about games holding players’ hands too much. For experienced players who are familiar with the standard conventions of the genre, sure it can be annoying to have them repeated over and over. But there are going to be people who have never played who…

It’s better I guess... let’s just all stop complaining and see how this turns out.

I didn't even really like Cap as a comic character, but Evans and the Cap writers just NAILED him. It's shocking to see how well they drew up a compelling, complex character with a moral center yet WB has no idea how to tell a Superman story on film in the last 40 years.

Could’ve been Cup Noodles.

I’m sad that Simone is getting so much hate. She’s not wrong about soulmates (relationship experts say the same!). She probably felt manipulated to hear that that was the basis of her relationship with Chidi... and her experience in the Good Place altogether.

In addition to feeling like a scumbag when I realized what happened... my 3 year old daughter screamed at me while I was vacuuming him. “NO NO NO HES A NICE GHOST WHAT ARE YOU DOING DADDY?!”

Damn. Even fake FIFA is crooked.

>A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.

Fuck, I love y’all. <3

Dear r/AmITheAsshole,

So, I was recently put in charge of an already successful website by this private equity firm. I covered the site in loud, obnoxious ads, drove readers away and than started firing the people who made the website successful in the first place when they wouldn’t kiss my ass. But, I mean, those…