If you are in a romantic relationship or suspect the friend you are with may have feelings for you, DO NOT FLIRT WITH OTHER PEOPLE. (DO NOT FLIRT WITH OTHER PEOPLE.)

Extra points: Ask her what color dress she is wearing and match your tie.

Moisterizer absorbs into the skin better if your skin is just a little damp, so that’s what the mist is probably good for, though it doesn’t have any antioxidants in it for anti-aging. If I’m throwing it out there, I recommend Humphreys lilac witch hazel. It has moisturizing glycerin like the Glossier mist, plus…

Oh and I have the moon mask because all the reviews I read online made it sound like the detox one was okay, but the moon one was GREAT. I think I’m just not really a big mask person? I have this mask that I bought in India, which is the only one I’ve ever really loved: http://www.fabindia.com/neem-tulsi-fac…

I’m so excited to talk Glossier! I’m a complete sucker for marketing and they’ve really got my number in that department so I think that’s partly why I like it so much, but also it’s great.

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Help what? Your constant masturbating?