Well SOMEONE’S come a long way since Simon had to convince him to come on stage and dance...

Proselytizing recent Paragard recipient here! I absolutely l-o-v-e it. Of course everyone’s body is different, but here’s my experience since having it inserted in June, in case it can help in any way...

I’m replying to myself which maybe isn’t effective but too many thanks to go around to everyone!! Really appreciate all the feedback!

Does anyone have advice for driving a few hours with a cat who doesn’t like being in the car?

Paid for a Drybar blowout Friday morning here in DC, which looked great at first. Got off the plane in Chicago, went to the park with my cousins, curly central. Waste of money.

I gave into the hype all over my Instagram feed and bought the Glossier Phase 1 set. It takes some getting used to, and I think the set as a whole is a little bit of overkill, but so far...so good!

The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

If you know nothing, neither do I, because her and Michelle were definitely less than two years ago!! Plus St. V ‘grammed a pic of the ‘best gift ever’ from Cara last night...yes, I am a 30 year old woman finding myself overly concerned with this situation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hi! You mean like, the first period you have after insertion (aka one that should be heavier/more painful than you’re used to)? I actually got my period the week after insertion; I was so crampy and bleedy the first week that I didn’t at first realize I had transitioned into my ACTUAL period. So I also am yet to…

Brand-new (30yo, no kids) ParaGard-haver here! Had mine inserted three weeks ago. I am a notorious scaredycat when it comes to any sort of medical procedure and I’m happy to report I made it through without crying. BIG win for me.

Old Fat Tyra’s method is bladder-standing. Every morning. Until food.

Yes! A million times yes to the PetFusion infinity lounger! The obese nine-year-old cat I adopted a few months ago basically lives on it. It is her island oasis in the midst of my now fur-covered apartment.

omg i’m sorry i don’t know how to make this not enormous.

Oohh I've been on a personal lip-maintenance journey myself and have fallen in LUV with NUXE lip balm. Oh my gaawddd, it's done wonders for me. I've also been using Bliss Fabulips scrub but I really think the benefit's coming from the balm.

I was at this event last night and it was so great! She was as charming as expected, and it was very enlightening to witness her and Scalia's rapport on a personal level. Walked away with increased respect and understanding of both of them, despite any ideological differences I may have with them (him).