Lea Thompson presenting Howard The Duck in 70mm

I have an iPhone and free healthcare because I’m English

You know, if you guys would quit buying fancy-pants cell phones you could afford health insurance!

I shouldn’t have to click every single notification to figure out what the hell it is.

Yes, Prince Anders should be the romantic rival to all Disney Princes from now on. It’s the new Prince Anders Cinematic Universe, or “PACU” for the fans.

More importantly, does the person playing the carpet match the person playing the drapes?

Hey AV Club,

Cue right-wing trolls saying “but what if it was a new character that was a villain played by a black guy? But it’s ok because he’s white?”

So no ones got a beef with Jasmine being played by a Ugandan- Brit?

Erik also refers to “[Larry] Gilliard, The Wire’s erstwhile D’Angelo Barker...”. To paraphrase Kima’s reaction from the pilot episode...

If her wig is any indication, it will be comically bad.

I like the deal when I hit “View more comments”, it takes me back to the top of the thread and I can re-read the comments I already read.

Sounds horrifying to me

I’d like to Tapper dat ass.

My hat is off to the amazing job the marketing team have done on this movie. I can’t think of any Stephen King adaptation so hotly anticipated by people who’ve never heard of King.

Is Rodan code for tunnel gangbang?

“Through the course of my fascinatingly dull life, I’ve always found fiction so much more truthful than reality—and, yes, I’m aware of the irony”

I think I’ve already posted about how bad the new search function is, but here goes again- it’s terrible, it arranges by date with no way to change it, and it searches so broadly that anything in which the selected words appear, no matter how far apart, will get called up. And yeah. There’s also no Feature Jump…

I loved getting trophies in that game but I’m never getting Platinum if it still requires you to activate and maintain multiplayer mode just to try a base invasion. Worked too darn hard on getting that great crew assembled just to lose them to an AFK/MIA penalizing mechanic.