My parents would drive considerably out of their way when the kids were in the car to avoid Route 92 after dusk. Not so much during the Summer, but definitely in Autumn when the leaves started to fall.

This guy gets it.

Does that lemon cake come already iced, or does that happen after you pound it?

I completely cut out the middleman by making porn at Starbucks.

He's a modern day Sisyphus.

Tell that to my hometown in the 70s, when a couple of the failing drive-thru theaters started showing porno.

Maybe not all algae, but I developed my diatom fetish in the second grade.

I like this challenge. It's just like Pokemon Go, but with slightly more boners.

Can't fight natural selection.

As with most fashion trends, the gays got there first. They were all shaved by about 1985.

You still might be able to, if you ask the baristas nicely.

Of course. But there's no point in jerking off at Starbucks if you're not doing it where people can see you.

Or pornography at a funeral.

Well, if you really want an answer to this, I would advise you to google "Jerking off at Starbucks/McDonalds" or some variation thereof. There is an entire subgenre of exhibitionist videos of dudes who watch porn on their laptops and surreptitiously jerk off in front of the clientele. Or openly if the patrons' backs…

Furios was my favorite cereal growing up.

Rick & Marty is much better. But Maya & Marty is still better than Maya & Morty.

I don't know if it's because I'm drunk and reading this in the middle of the night or because it's truly hilarious, but I've been laughing so hard about "slapping butter tubs" for the last 10 minutes that I'm weeping and pissing myself. Pretty sure it's the drunk part. Nah, it's definitely the tub slappin'.

She killed it this season. I can never figure out which season of OITNB qualifies for the same years' Emmys, but if it was this one, she got totally robbed. That performance deserves a Best Supporting nom.

ESPECIALLY Caligula.

If they just published all of TV Club in Spanish, Univision would pump more money into it.