Well, the argument started with 1909's Plan of Chicago, written by architect Daniel Burnham and commissioned by the Commerce Club of Chicago…

Who do I make my check out to?

Right on top of the train tracks.

For a second I thought you wrote "Dan White Museum," which would be a verrrrrrry different thing. It'd make for an exciting amusement park ride, though.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. TO POOP ON!

They did, but then they spent four years trying to get the okay for the land, and Chicago tried to poach it. Then after two years of trying to get the okay for the land, it's going back.

Actually, both of the possible locations for the Obama Presidential Library are in Hyde Park, one on the lake side (Jackson Park) and one on the west side (Washington Park).

I really want to boo this, but I live here and have to admit that you're probably right.

Ooh - and loop the same 15 second scene from Season 1 of Casual over and over!

Ditto. Friends of the Parks is lucky the Parks are their friends, 'cause they've lost any others they might've had.

The idea of Liam Fucking Hemsworth as the comic foil to Jesse Usher is insane. There is no one less funny than Liam Fucking Hemsworth.

I'm not sure that you'll easily get the drop on your victim if you're carrying something that loudly clangs with you.

That's true. But hey - TM knows what's best for you.

And I heard that next year it'll be sponsored by GMC Trucks, so fuck that.

In Atlanta & Mountain View, anyway. Like all those tech people need free tickets to anything.

There's only one, awful show at Northerly Island, but there are several at that dump in Tinley Park. Of course, they're lawn only, and if you've been out there you know that the lawn suuuuuuuucks.

Now THIS is an idea I can get behind. Worst case, myself and everyone I know is planning to use the vouchers just to deny them revenue. A particularly diabolical friend wants to organize online to have people join forces to purchase every GA ticket for a single show. Of course, it would have to be an artist that…

But they're guaranteed to be nosebleed seats, so it would totally be worth it!

I'd agree if they were playing all LiveNation venues, but there's only one show nationwide for The Cure and Dylan. Charlotte, NC is definitely the place to be. They've got a really great lineup. Here in Chicago, not so much. And the tickets here are limited to lawn seating in a horribly designed amphitheater with…

Actually, you can by clicking the "location" link above the list. Not that it will magically make the things on the list not be garbage.