It’s not illegal to play Christmas music before Thanksgiving.

Yeah, I don’t want to sound mean, but you don’t cast a dude who’s butt-ugly to play Gomez Addams

As a west coaster, I have heard of ALL of them, I just don’t care about them at all.

A stupid one. And not funny. 

Exactly. It’s not like the check itself was worth millions of dollars. Their finance department would have realized they were missing payment for something and would have just requested another check, while the other business would have had their bank void the original. 

Just because someone is rich doesn’t mean they’re smart.

making this reward worth approximately $18. Not exactly a fair trade.

Coastal Elites. God I hate whoever came with that dumb term. It’s a snarl-word that means “those people over there, you know, the source of evil”. Yet never seems to apply to coasts down south.

Surely you can grok the distinction between “I don’t care about this” and “No one should care about this.”

Sidebar:

Talking about Y2K like it was somehow overblown is ignorant and naïve. Y2K was real. It didn’t solve itself. And it didn’t get solved by bloggers.

lives outside of Twitter you say?
May I recommend the Kinja AV Club for all your social and pop culture needs?

On a much smaller scale, many years ago, my theatre company managed to function for an entire season with an unsupported server and ticket sales software. (The software company had gone out of business, and we were in bureaucratic nightmare of transitioning to new software.) As long as nothing catastrophic goes wrong,…

I don’t see anything on this list about Metallica’s “..And Justice for All” losing out to Jethro fucking Tull in the “Best Hard Rock/Heavy Metal” category in its the category’s inaugural year. This list is suspect. 

He might give it to you, but then he’ll rat you out to the feds. 

I do know who these people are, I just wish I didn’t.

I’ll try being a person of colour. As long as I can stop the instant it gets too hard or uncomfortable.

I swear this kinda crap never happened on Trebek’s watch!

Try being the parents of a girl who was murdered who see the worst moment of their life used as a glib clue on a gameshow.

Wacky crazily-designed bottles and glasses like that are fun to look at on the shelf at Binny’s while saying “whoa, cool” and then immediately moving past to get the functional and good things you’d actually consider buying.

“well....Might as well polish this off with a glass of eggnogg. It’s your toilet anyway!”