Feet on the floor if you want your legs to keep working after the accident.

And the combo: if your exit is closed for construction, don’t stop. There are more exits. I was car #3 in a 4-car chain because car #1 did that.

That’s pretty much how you bought Mini Coopers in 2003 - they had just one of each model for test driving, you customized it through the website that also let you track it from factory to ship to dealer.

I’m somewhat closer to typical, but I’m also female. I don’t need a salesman who knows a ton about the car, I just need one who accepts that I know I want a sportscar and not a soccer mom car.

In disguise, hiding in plain sight.

I watched a squirrel hunker down in the middle of the road so the car passed right over him. Unfortunately for him, right behind it was some sort of construction vehicle with multiple wheels spanning most of the axle.

I did that in high school too, but it was a CRT display on a state of the art Apple ][. Straight up whomped it, because you could tell from how the text was just slightly scrambled that it was a beam alignment problem.

At least it’s not getting TV news coverage. I used to have a very good “hit the channel button” reflex when I saw the OJ courtroom.

I’d just like Twitter to stop putting it on the top of their “News” column. Surely something else is happening in the world.

Leftover egg whites go into Pisco Sours around here.

Either all my bread is made on Friday, or that’s a very regional chart.

My productivity was fine, but it wasn’t visible enough to a manager who only noticed me for half an hour a week.

It’s really amazing how many ringtone apps are on the app store where you can’t even try it out without signing up for the subscription. Seems like their target audience is people who forget to check what they’ve subscribed to. Bet they’re going to love this.

Best example of “Betteridge’s law of headlines” I’ve ever seen.

That’s brilliant - all the hot air poppers I’ve seen have that spout that needs the bowl in exactly the right spot if you don’t want it bouncing out.

Blur’s Song #2 is the source of my screen name. “I got my head shaved by a ...” - if you heard “jumbo jet” in that, I’m impressed.

“many of those stores offered dry goods, like dried fruits, in bulk, which you can take home in your own jars and other containers”

Like, say, the Head of Vecna?

Canadian Geese are anger translators for Canadian people; it’s how they stay so friendly.

You’re assuming the photo person got any more instructions beyond “plane landing”.