“Don’t ask me that. Because if you do, I’m gonna tell you. So please don’t ask me.”

Wasn’t forced so much, because he had an exit plan for every character. The real problem was the network going “OK, season 4 is gonna be the last one, wrap it up” and then “psych! You can have a season 5!”

The ones that turn a few dollars worth of gold leaf into a $1000 steak.

I used to be responsible for virtual machine auto-install, and I’d install Windows multiple times a day (and then throw it away, ha). I never gave it a virtual network; I didn’t need it and wasn’t interested in testing how fast a new install could get infected. But it’s someone else’s problem now and they’re welcome…

“Program windows can be moved over to the iPad by dragging them or by using the move option that appears when the cursor hovers over the green full screen button”

Apparently it still exists although I couldn’t find any reliable numbers on it.

Gas ovens used to be the default. Ever heard the phrase “stuck his head in the oven”, or watched an old cartoon where someone tossed a match in the oven and it went boom? Those were gas. That’s also a big reason why they went out of style.

Yeah. I’ve been cooking on them all my life and still could not tell you how “medium” in a recipe maps to what my stove is doing. And forget any recipe that says “reduce heat” - by the time it actually does so, your food is ruined.

Just as exclusive as that album that can only be found on Tidal? Oh wait.

“Purposeful Ingredients”. Saw it on a box, and even after googling I have no clue what they’re getting at.

It can’t even remember it between the time it makes the video into an unwanted popup and the time I close it and send it back where it belongs - it always goes back to max.

That never got the “it’s bad/no it’s good!” treatment for some reason ;)

Yeah, I spotted the trend back when I was a teenager and eggs went from totally evil to the new wonder food (yes, the 70s), and just decided to ignore it all and eat what I liked.

And Mexican Coke does taste better than American Coke.

Tang was meh, but those chewy “space food” snack sticks were awesome.

Mom has the magic touch of knowing when to flip the pancakes; I never get it right. But somehow that magic doesn’t translate to knowing when a waffle is done. Meanwhile I make awesome waffles. 

After all the build up for the film they showed us in 1980, with content warnings and permission to leave the classroom if it was too intense, what we got was long-distance shots of crashed cars that were so blurry you could barely tell that there was a driver lying there.

Also, if something claims to be a good way to move money around and the adult entertainment industry has noped out, there’s a good reason.

Have you seen this one? He’s all the voices. *All* of them.

“but there’s something calming and fulfilling about strolling the aisles myself”