@OMG! Bacon!: I keep reading them with a British accent. That makes everything grammatically correct, right?

@DocSeuss: Can I just second your comment? Because @Gargus obviously knows nothing about why we have DRM and about what homebrew is.

@OMG! Bacon!: I tried to break that down, and I could find no problem... isn't it still grammatically correct?

@Wrathernaut: I'll agree to all of that except for the touch screen. Although many games can benefit from a touch screen (like rpgs with inventory systems) I don't think it's a requirement. When I play my PS3 or Xbox I am never disgruntled that I can't touch the screen.

Let's take a tally...

OMG FINALLY! (Yes, I was yelling)

@yarden: You could also buy some Lucky Charms and pick out the marshmallows from it.

@iScuba: Although it's not your point, I do wonder what the J dessert will be. Jello is a brand of gelatin so they couldn't use that. What J desserts are there? Jelly? Some people call sprinkles that you put on ice cream "Jimis".

@Ricorich196: /sarcasm

After the event started, I saw a lot of posts directly from Ars and thought, "why not just go to Ars and get my news direct rather than meta?"

@GregtheMad: Haha, amazing! I know it's shopped cuz you never get a line piece when you need it like that!

@justS: I've got a stock Evo and it has happened to me multiple times. It made me accidentally text my boss one time. I'm glad I don't text anything raunchy!

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: Whenever the ads come up you can press the back button to skip them. They aren't too annoying and don't bother me at all, though, I think they should have a paid version for the people who would rather not have the ads.

Helicopter/Tennis jokes have already been done.. So now this space is for rent to the next best comment :)

@commander_k: When being sarcastic on the internet, semantics is important. When I hear or see "How great would it have been if X" it usually means that the the person thinks X would have been great or funny. I have no problem admitting I didn't catch the sarcasm in that comment. (My apologies to Ricorich, some…

How long has Chris been in charge of this page? I have noticed that it is MUCH more readable lately. I love it!

@xsbs: Over the past few months more and more starred people are showing that Giz hasn't been enforcing their commenting rules much. It might be that they just have too many starred commenters now to pay attention, but it's starting to annoy me.

@captainlogic001: Economics 101: Competition benefits the customers

I bought Taylor Swift's newest album from AmazonMP3 (yes, I like Taylor Swift) on the release day for $7.99. It was $13.99 on iTunes. The next day I got an email from Amazon saying they credited $4 to my account because the album I had just bought dropped to $3.99. It was still $13.99 on iTunes.

I barely recall the original Stargate movie, but I know the TV series doesn't fit the above description at all. I don't know about the other ones on that list though.