Can’t afford a child, can’t afford a pet.

I love Old Navy.

You better believe it’s all the bean-counters’ fault. I used to get all my underwear at the Gap, and I would usually shop for other things while I was there. Then they stopped making bras in my somewhat-unusual size. Whose decision is that? Bean-counters. Then they stopped making the panties I liked, cotton g-strings.…

There was a time not too long ago when “what’s best for the children” was not the top priority. By any means.

I love you millennials.

Man of the Year by Lou Cove. Delightful.

You can! It’s so easy and there are only a million learn-to-knit videos on YouTube.

Also Yawkey Way

Like I said...

I hope you’re right. My husband is from Korea and is anxiously awaiting watching this president get impeached, like the one in his native country just was.

Bobby Lee is one of the funniest people on the planet.

This is how everyone in her little bubble speaks all the time, it’s probably so confusing for the poor dear.

It was about state’s rights. State’s rights to allow white people to own slaves.

The ones who whine that they’re not allowed to use the n-word... this is the worst thing that’s happening to you today? And yet you whine and whine... Just a bunch of infants. Who also happen to have major roles in the media. Such an embarrassment.

Way too many of these clowns have positions in media. We need to keep piling on the scorn. Good job everyone!

I don’t think Bruce has been faithful to Patti.

Thank you. Love yours too.

The accent is dying out. There are still a bunch of cutesy references in ads and on menus, but you really don’t hear it much at all anymore. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

What an idiot. PS that Afghani restaurant is awesome.

This has happened to a lot of us. One day the switch will turn off and you’ll be able to DTMFA. Wishing you strength. You absolutely deserve better.