So true, and this is the actual story. He’s so confused because everyone used to love him for saying these kinds of things, and now they don’t! He’s been enabled by his party the whole time. He’s only saying out loud what they’ve been encoding in phrases like “family values” and blaming the “urbans.”

It is by me.

From Malden. Little jackass suburban.

Fox must be freaking. It’s their constant drum-beating about those “others” who are ruining America that’s spurring these jackasses to “fight back.”

That bothered them so much, but nothing that Trump said in his life ever bothered them as much as that. It’s beyond insane.

York is the best! I think I passed some of the cars parked for the wedding.

Arbitrary Stupid Goals by Tamara Shopsin. Delightful.

I love her so much. I used to cut out her Voice cartoons and hang them on my bulletin board at work. I have a copy of her book Secrets of the Powder Room that I’ve been dragging around with me since 1983.

It looks pretty lame but it’s nice to see pot use considered so mainstream.

Baby boomers don’t wonder why there’s no employee loyalty. Baby boomers have been dealing with corporate American BS for the last thirty years (the baby boomers I know, anyway).

Caprese salad with fresh mozzarella. Any kind of veggie fritatta.

Entitled White Guy. I want this, therefore I deserve it. I’ll behave any way I want to try to get it. If I get called on it, I was only joking. Dude deserves jail time.

I had two friends who were dancers and worked as massage therapists to pay the bills. We worked out a trade: poster design (for their dance shows) for massages. Free massages! Those were the days. It was a pleasure to do the work, too, because they were so appreciative. I guess sometimes it takes an artist to…

This is me too. Not only is it A gift, it is THE gift. I have great friends and they are quite happy with them.

I make hot and sour soup all the time in the winter! I love Joanne Chang’s recipe. Is your recipe online?

Not Twiggy. Possibly cast as a look-alike. Looks a little like Edie Sedgewick.

Mine too. Anything I didn’t bring to college with me got trashed.

You’re right, that’s when he was peak Andy Warhol, quotes or not.

It’s easy when you’re lying about being a Christian.

Seconded. Love her and love what she’s wearing.