I had one of those dogs! A canister of flour. A stick of butter. A Bud tallboy. Sand at the beach. A bottle of chewable vitamin C. Note: chewable vitamin C, in large doses, is a laxative.

I’m enjoying Lincoln in the Bardo, so original, but when I was at the library I also grabbed Beautiful Ruins to read again. Still one of my all-time favorites. Everyone should read it.

Old City Hall is a Ruth’s Chris steak house now.

You know you will leave him sooner or later, so why not make it sooner. Before he really hurts you. Before it really scars your kids. He will not change while he is still drinking. Anyone can be sweet and loving some of the time. You deserve someone who is sweet and loving all the time.

I LOVE a Negative Nancy.

I agree. We need to ignore these attention whores. It’s the most horrible thing that can happen to them. Just smirk and walk away.

“I kept talking to him because I didnt want to be mean”

His death wasn’t ruled a suicide. But yeah, it probably was.

Correct. It’s up to us to decide whether you’re a “nice guy.” Not you.

Sounds about right.

Or why don’t they take their billions and create alternative energy companies, you know, WHAT PEOPLE REALLY WANT. It’s like they’re just operating on this weird set of principles now, we have to keep doing what we’re doing because that’s what we do and if we stop then the liberals win. Or something like that. These…

Maybe. I’ve had a false negative once, though.

That’s always my favorite. “Apologies if we offended.” How about “Sorry we are a bunch of idiots?” 

You should be!

Meeting Rip Taylor was one of the highlights of my life.

Oh please! What’s the point of making all that money if you still have to witness some of The Poors enjoying themselves?

I put cherries in mine. Those cherries in a jar from Trader Joe. And sliced almonds on the top.

Is it me? I remember when newspapers like the Times were slobbering about a blue dress. Just screaming. Seems like I’m not seeing similar stories about nepotism, corruption and treason. Again, is it me? Am I just overreacting?

So happy to hear this, one, because it’s done so well, and two, I know someone who worked with Jordan Peele and he seems like a total sweetheart.

Oh no. It’s nothing like anything the sick mind of Mel Gibson could conjure up. There’s only one gory scene, it’s an important part of the story, and my friend and I just put our eyes down for a couple of seconds (because we’re both wimps about that kind of thing). See it! It’s so well done.