When the Clash first toured the US, the only place they could get booked in my city was a decrepit movie theater. None of the clubs would book them. They were incredible.

My first concert was the Beatles. Yeah, that’s right. All downhill from there.

The absolute best:

The absolute best:

Serendipitea is my favorite. They have a website, and they’re on Amazon too.

Serendipitea is my favorite. They have a website, and they’re on Amazon too.

Some of their stuff is great, but read the ingredient list. They use a lot of artificial flavoring.

Some of their stuff is great, but read the ingredient list. They use a lot of artificial flavoring.

Catcallers aren’t hitting on women. They’re just making sure they know they exist only as subjects of the male gaze.

We’re not stupid. We know the difference between receiving a compliment and being put in our place as objects. From now on the compliments should be defined as “compliments” and the putting in our places should be defined as “catcalling.”

I was thirteen and almost completely flat-chested. I was walking on the sidewalk with a couple of friends and a group of much older boys walked past us and “pretended” to bump into us, (“oh, excuse me” said they) where I received my first titty-twist. You didn’t need to have boobs to receive this treatment! Of course,…

Polish non-runners unite!

I told you guys, enough with the Beckhams already. No one cares.

Your poor mom.

What a coincidence, I don’t think women should be CEOs because of hormones.

I read that she was dead set against his running for President because she didn’t want to subject her children to the kinds of crap that was directed at Chelsea Clinton. And for that I do not blame her.

He and Sandra Bernhard had a thing for a while too.

When I look at early pictures of those four pasty lads it’s amazing to me how not-cute they were. I think 1) it made them more approachable and 2) what we really loved was their personalities, which celebrities were allowed to have back then.

The words “handsome bloke” should have tipped you off that it was NOT Keith Richards. Even then he was not much to look at.

Spy Magazine ran a story about GHWB’s affairs while he was still in office. Of course, that was back before it became wrong.

I live across the street from two, yes two DDs in the same building and I never go near the place. They are the worst.

I'll be right over.

I never heard of fried mashed potatoes but they sound like a dream.