Do it.

Oh Sweetie. It’s horrible when your parents are unsupportive/jerks. Remember they’re just people, people that you can decided whether or not to have in your life. It sounds like you have great and interesting things ahead. Pretty soon you’ll forget about your ex, and maybe even your father.

Not a cat, but... I know it doesn’t seem like it now, but can you imagine a lifetime of getting jerked around like that? Guy did you a HUGE favor.

This actually started in the 80s with the Trumpification of New York.

*populace

You don't need no stinkin' playlist! Just Sly and the Family Stone's greatest hits.

Pull your hair back with a giant clip while you're cooking. Makes a huge difference.

Bad at singing. Bad at songwriting. Bad at dancing. Bad at acting. Bad at standup. Keep trying, Madge, eventually you’ll find something.

This is my question exactly.

Oh, you meant ACTUAL weird shit, rather than the stuff that comes out of his mouth.

To anyone who’s looking for a partner, I’ll tell you what worked for me. Take some time by yourself and get really clear about what kind of person you’re looking for. I wrote a list with 100 attributes. I think when you take the time to reflect on who you really want, it’s easier to spot when you happen to cross paths…

In case you were wondering, yes. Yes, it is always the least attractive of men who feel freest to criticize a woman’s appearance.

This makes me wish I was gay, just so I could say this.

The Herald is a shitty little Murdoch rag. Every city has one, don’t they?

Night in the City

The father of her child AND her child. Wolfgang plays bass with them, no?

Pranks are the worst. John Oliver is the best.

A million stars for this. Why are these weirdos so obsessed with the gays?

Am I the only one who thinks of Hugh Jass every time I hear his name?

I didn't love Solitude, but I adored Love in the Time of Cholera, if you are interested in Marquez you may want to try that first.